Tuesday, August 29, 2006

My chair has two wheels

im feeling random and so i am just going to write a random rant.

enjoy.

or dont.

what ever.


when your driving down a road and decide for whatever reason you wish to turn, INDICATE it is not that hard, infact actually driving the car is harder then telling people you want to turn, it doesnt even require thought and yet some people are unable to spare that much thinking power.


there should be an IQ test before you get a licence, if you have a lower IQ then an eggplant, you should not be DRIVING.

i have nearly been run over WAY to much, I like to walk places, it is good exercise and it allows you time to think about different things,

for example, IDIOT DRIVERS NEARLY KILLING ME BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA THEY WANTED TO TURN.

do not get me started on people who HONK at ME after, I am not the one in the wrong, just because you are in a car does not give you the right to do whatever the hell you want to do.

why on earth do people say 'lawl' now?

it was used to MOCK people who said "lol" it was not used seriously... at first, now though, people call you a noob if you ask them WHY they are saying such an IDIOTIC thing.

LAWL = FUCKING MORONIC

it was ok when used to mock you idiots. but now you have taken it and twisted it, like the word 'nerf'

nerf was good, then overused by internet morons who think they are funny but infact they are only able to repeat phrases they have seen other people use.

its only funny the first time. the next 5000 times gets annoying, and the next 10000 after that IS RETARDED.

I've taken to using proper english now, I am taking a stand against 'L33t Speak' 'internet lingo spewing MORONS'

Non retarded people of the internet, I urge you to stand with me against the legion of internet retards, i know we are outnumbered but we are perhaps the only hope for future generations.. if these internet retards keep up with the reproducing can you imagine what it would be like?

the internet and the human race would be DOOMED!
DOOMED! I TELLS YA DOOMED!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Dentists + Centrelink = FUCK ME!

ok.. so i have had a tooth ache for the past week and a half, ive been getting by on Neurofen.

anyway, last night the pain becomes unbearable... i ran outta neurofen, so i decide tomorrow i was gonna go to the dentist, then i spent the next 5 hours trying not to think about the pain.

found Panadol( not as good as Neurofen but it does... something)

so I make a dentists appointment today after 30mins on the phone, i then realise i have to go to mission Employment.

With no sleep and after taking 9 panadol and 2 Neurofen(the shops is on the way to mission so i bought more neurofen)

this naturally made mission even more hellishly stupid then usual..
on the plus side the IQ being drained from my brain made me forget the pain... or maybe that was the neurofen... either way.

after 30mins their i decide enough is enough and head to the dentists,
which funny enough appears to be apart of some primary school

so here i am, tired, hopped up on pain killers in a primary school.. so naturally i find my way to the prinicpals office.

dont ask me how. i DONT KNOW.

anyway, she gave me directions.

so i finally arrive at the dentists.

im happy cause no more PAIN.

i should have known better when i got there so easily.

my healthcare card is out of date. 1 week out of date to be precise and they cannot see me cause they do not know if i will be getting another one.

so here i am... tired hopped up on painkillers... soon as one or the other wears off im going to burn down either centrelink or the dentist clinic.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Mission Employment... Mission Impossible

Same damned thing,

Every Tues, Wed and Thurs day i am require to give up 2 hours of my day to go to this job agency and look for work,

this is a typical visit

I walk in, sign in at the sign in sheet, putting down a time at least 10 mins earlier then i arrived and 30mins later then i plan to leave,
I walk in, grab a sheet avoid(unsuccessfully I might add) one of the annoying reverse marketers.. which i think theyre called that because theyre try to sell you to an employer by pointing out your worse faults...
anyway I then get held up ten minutes by one of them and spend the entire time saying "Yeap, yeah... ok, sounds good.." they know that centrelink says that i cannot turn down a job so why do they keep asking me if i want to do it, like i have any real choice in the matter,

finally i get to one of the.... overgrown calculators(calling them crappy computers is an inuslt to crappy computers everywhere) and log on to the net.
i then spend the next ten minutes looking for 3 jobs to apply for and write down on the sheet,
while i laugh on the inside at the other more pathetic people in there, is using a computer really all that difficult, everything is clearly labelled most of the time
and yet people still go "uhhh where is the internet"

BIG BLUE ICON PEOPLE...

do not get me started on the people unable to locate the A: Drive.

anyway, sometimes these... somewhat overzealous employees usually come and sit next to you
Employee:"How are you?"
fucking great... i still do not have a job.
Me:"I'm Good"
Employee:"So hows the job search coming?"
i'm still here aint I... so obviously its been awesome.
Me: "Ok"
Employee:"What kind of work are you looking for?"
the kind that pays maximum wage for minimum effort
Me:"anything really"
Employee: "Alright then just keep at it"
PEN THROUGH EYE MAKES MADNESS STOP
Me: "I will, thanks"
for nothing.

after that i drop my completed form into the appropriate tray and run the fuck out before i can get cornered by another annoying fucktard... I mean employee.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

So long Britney, we Hardly Knew Ye

Lets face it, even if she did release another album it just wouldnt be the same,

right now 95% of you are prolly saying out loud "Why the hell would you listen to that teeny bopper crap"

85% just thought "yeah.. thats Sad"

you know what, I hate people who judge me by the music i listen to, who think that i should be listening to what they like instead of what i like, and 99% they don't even know what tehy like they have to be told by other people what to like.

when i asked my friends and various other people what the hell was wrong with Britney Spears singing they could only answer me thus "Everyone knows it sucks"

apparently everyone doesnt include the other 10 million people who bought the album,
yes 9 million of those weer prolly girls between the ages of 9 and 15 I am not saying that britney spears wasnt heavily marketed to the young girl audience

im saying why is it ok for other people to listen to what they want and not for me?

why is it you can listen to Snoop Dogg at 100% volume and if i play Britney spears at 10% you start going mad.

wtf is up with that? see i do not have a problem with people listening to music i don't like, i just walk out of the room or put headphones on,
why do you feel the need to tell me to "shut that crap off" ?

I tell everyone the same thing, "you Don't like it? i am not holding a gun to your head leave."

I will listen to whatever i like to, I live in a free country and as such i have the right to listen to what i want.

and that is exactly what I am going to do.

so to all of you who don't like my music? Fuck Off.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Centrelink, It's me Cade

I hate you.

SO MUCH.

for those who don't know Centrelink is the Social Security program here in australia.

They screw me EVERY chance they get.

i call em this morning cause i want to give some one permission to see details about my account.
nothing big, nothing to crucial,

i just want to let them see some info,
no big deal.

for us normal people anyway.

so i ring them, after about.. an HOUR on hold i get a operator to talk to me, i ask em, they tell me
"Im sorry we need more info about the person"
i think ok understandable,
I get said info then ring em again

after ANOTHER hour i get in touch with a different operator, this one tells me
"Sorry we cant do that over the phone we need you to fill out a FORM"

the other girl DIDNT even mention a Form.

you think she wouldve said something.


I hate you Centrelink.... SO FRICKIN MUCH

Sunday, July 02, 2006

I like to.. Render, Render..

well, ok its not the rednerin so much as i like the modellin, lets face it the actual renderin sucks ass

anyway.

trying out youtube and uploaded a semi old video of a render in a smokey london thing..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGi3EBDT2o

Saturday, July 01, 2006

I Dun wanna play no more!

Everytime I login to WoW it seems that people are complaining about how blizzard is doing something wrong

"This raid or die mentality blizzard has wil lose them customers" Just not me

"They NERFed " instead of thinking up ways to work around disability im gonna send a million emails, post a thousand times on the forums and generally make the game developers lives hell

" are overpowered, they need to NERF them" until i start one anyway, then i shall complain about blizzard nerfing my character


its PAY to play not you HAVE to play.
dont like the game, go play EQ2 or somethin.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

heh

Your Stripper Song Is

Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"

You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

Monday, June 19, 2006

To The Battlegrounds!

I play a bit(read: a lot) of World of Warcraft

And lately, something has been bothering me.
Battlegrounds

more specifically, the people inside battlegrounds.

I like Battlegrounds and mostly its good, I have fun, which afterall is the point of it.

but there are just some A*Holes who ruin it for everybody.
there are a number of classifactions for A*Holes in BG's

The Whiners

The people who drone on and on about how no one listens to them, about how the other side has more men then we do, about how no one but them is doing anything
like the rest of us are standing in our base having a frickin tea party.

Colonel Weekend

This is the person who comes on during the double honor weekends and thinks that they have all the know how,
"This is how we won it last time"
"But I always do it this way"
"The other game was better"
"We should go this way"

All High And Mighty A*Hole

This is the person who has no life at all and spends 24/7 in the BG and this gives them the right to tell everyone else what to do
"Dude, I've Done this a bazillion times today. this is how we are gonna do it"
"OMG YOU GUYZ ARE SO LAMERZ MY LAST GROUP LISTENED TO MEH AND DID WHA I SAYD"

CAPS AHOY

"I DONT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS"
ok, yes it can be effective in getting people to listen to you, but IT IS annoying and IT IS idiotic

Rats

The Ship is Sinking Captain and these rats cannot wait to leave the ship, this right here annoys me to no end,
If you are losing BG dont be a wuss, stay in till the bitter end, and just because the enemy caps one flag doesnt mean we are gonna lose, even 2 caps isnt a guarentee.
If you leave, you earn yourself a black mark with those left in the battleground.



Everyone of those annoys me and im sure everyone else.
so dont be a fecking tool, think about other people when you play.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Just Another Day

Ok, Today started off bad

I had to Wake up at 7am for a job
I awoke at 6am, i shoulda known that was a bad sign.

I then couldnt find the place where i was starting the job.
Good Sign..

I found it after asking at a meat place.

Bad sign.

the rest of the dya went ok.. till it came to leave the job.

after the receptionist called the wrong number.
moron.

i decided not to push my luck

I decided to walk to the train station.

Bad decision.

BAD.


anyway, after walking 5 minutes i remember...

I DONT KNOW WHERE THE TRAIN STATION IS.


BAD DECISION.

i ask at the nearest Hose shop. dont ask me why... i just did.

the guy at the counter gives me somewhat vague directions.
30mins later i arrive at some Shopping Centre.

stupid hose shop guy.

I ask the people in the nearest store, a newagent.. the lady behind the counter gives me even vaguer directions then the hose shop guy

Bad sign.

15mins later i arrive at another Shopping Centre.

WTF... do i keep asking the wrong questions?

is "Where is the nearest train station" not clear enough??

without any other options i ask a convience store clerk.

she was old.. she had to know right??

right?

wrong..

20mins later i arrive at a Street Mall...

OMGWTFBBQ!!

I ask a chick in a resteraunt for the nearest atm.. i just wanted to see if a different approach would work.

she gave me very detailed directions.

I found the ATM.

I get out some cash and think, "Hey my luck is finally turning out alright"

so against my better judgement i visit the Pharmacy and ask there.
they give me vague directions..

clearly i am the only person in australia who uses the trains..

I end up at a Real Estate Agent.

I am tempted to buy a house..

but instead i ask for directions.

once again Vague directions, but 10mins later i arrive at a station..

instead of catching the train, at this point im so frustrated i call my room mate to pick me up

i am told he is out but they will ring him and tell him to pick me up.

I tell them that I am at "Clayfield Station"

I then wait outside the station for 1 hour

....

they prolly asked people for directions..

anyway, frustrated and somewhat angry, i catch the train, at the next station i call home,

I am told that they thought the station didnt exist and that they checked other stations where they thought i might have ended up.

no wonder no one knew where it was.. apparently it doesnt exist.

silly me.

though I couldve sworn i was standing next to the GIANT sign that said "CLAYFIELD STATION"

but then it mightve been a trick of the NEON glow coming from the sign.

anyway, i catch the next train home and here I am..


moral of the story

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR MOBILE.

trust me on this.

oh and DO NOT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS FROM PEOPLE.

cause they dont know, and will only point you in a vague direction.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Emo Elmo

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.


ok, one day I wake up and suddenly EVERYTHING is emo.
everything I once counted normal at least,

god forbid you actually like linkin park,
you must be EMO if you like linkin park, I don't get it though, didn't we already have a wannabe vampire(read: Goth) label for those who sulked about how much life sucks? did we have to segment our society more?

people tell it me its cause these particualr people get emotional about everything while goths dont really get emotional so much as they get just the one emotion(guess which one).

but really isnt all music in one way or another emoitonal?
rock - anger
rap - anger
techno - murderous rampage( but maybe thats just me..)
teen pop - happy squishy feelings
etc..

has it gotten so we no longer care what emotions a song provokes in us?
do we only care how much bass is contained in every beat and quickly we can make ourselves tone deaf and have pur brains leak out our ears?
or as my 'peeps' would put it 'PIMP MY SPEAKERS'

all you can hear is *DOOG* *DOOG*
why do you care what song other people are playing?

IMO its you punks who have the problem, i dont care what music you listen to, as long as you dont force me listen to it.
use headphones, or the volume knob. its not hard to locate.


personally I think this emo male cow dung is a result of 96% of you being sheep instead of people.
"OMG THAT PERSON SAID EMO I GOTTA SAY IT AS WELL, I DUN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I WILL USE IT ANYWAY"

those peope annoy me most, the ones who say something that they DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

newsflash - if you don't know what your saying you sound like a DUMBASS.

Once again you were warned.
This Contained Words.

Standard Warning...

Warning: Contains Words

If your a person.. who gets easily offended by being such a person, you

a) need to chill
b) need to leave

thank you