Saturday, June 24, 2006

heh

Your Stripper Song Is

Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"

You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

Monday, June 19, 2006

To The Battlegrounds!

I play a bit(read: a lot) of World of Warcraft

And lately, something has been bothering me.
Battlegrounds

more specifically, the people inside battlegrounds.

I like Battlegrounds and mostly its good, I have fun, which afterall is the point of it.

but there are just some A*Holes who ruin it for everybody.
there are a number of classifactions for A*Holes in BG's

The Whiners

The people who drone on and on about how no one listens to them, about how the other side has more men then we do, about how no one but them is doing anything
like the rest of us are standing in our base having a frickin tea party.

Colonel Weekend

This is the person who comes on during the double honor weekends and thinks that they have all the know how,
"This is how we won it last time"
"But I always do it this way"
"The other game was better"
"We should go this way"

All High And Mighty A*Hole

This is the person who has no life at all and spends 24/7 in the BG and this gives them the right to tell everyone else what to do
"Dude, I've Done this a bazillion times today. this is how we are gonna do it"
"OMG YOU GUYZ ARE SO LAMERZ MY LAST GROUP LISTENED TO MEH AND DID WHA I SAYD"

CAPS AHOY

"I DONT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS"
ok, yes it can be effective in getting people to listen to you, but IT IS annoying and IT IS idiotic

Rats

The Ship is Sinking Captain and these rats cannot wait to leave the ship, this right here annoys me to no end,
If you are losing BG dont be a wuss, stay in till the bitter end, and just because the enemy caps one flag doesnt mean we are gonna lose, even 2 caps isnt a guarentee.
If you leave, you earn yourself a black mark with those left in the battleground.



Everyone of those annoys me and im sure everyone else.
so dont be a fecking tool, think about other people when you play.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Just Another Day

Ok, Today started off bad

I had to Wake up at 7am for a job
I awoke at 6am, i shoulda known that was a bad sign.

I then couldnt find the place where i was starting the job.
Good Sign..

I found it after asking at a meat place.

Bad sign.

the rest of the dya went ok.. till it came to leave the job.

after the receptionist called the wrong number.
moron.

i decided not to push my luck

I decided to walk to the train station.

Bad decision.

BAD.


anyway, after walking 5 minutes i remember...

I DONT KNOW WHERE THE TRAIN STATION IS.


BAD DECISION.

i ask at the nearest Hose shop. dont ask me why... i just did.

the guy at the counter gives me somewhat vague directions.
30mins later i arrive at some Shopping Centre.

stupid hose shop guy.

I ask the people in the nearest store, a newagent.. the lady behind the counter gives me even vaguer directions then the hose shop guy

Bad sign.

15mins later i arrive at another Shopping Centre.

WTF... do i keep asking the wrong questions?

is "Where is the nearest train station" not clear enough??

without any other options i ask a convience store clerk.

she was old.. she had to know right??

right?

wrong..

20mins later i arrive at a Street Mall...

OMGWTFBBQ!!

I ask a chick in a resteraunt for the nearest atm.. i just wanted to see if a different approach would work.

she gave me very detailed directions.

I found the ATM.

I get out some cash and think, "Hey my luck is finally turning out alright"

so against my better judgement i visit the Pharmacy and ask there.
they give me vague directions..

clearly i am the only person in australia who uses the trains..

I end up at a Real Estate Agent.

I am tempted to buy a house..

but instead i ask for directions.

once again Vague directions, but 10mins later i arrive at a station..

instead of catching the train, at this point im so frustrated i call my room mate to pick me up

i am told he is out but they will ring him and tell him to pick me up.

I tell them that I am at "Clayfield Station"

I then wait outside the station for 1 hour

....

they prolly asked people for directions..

anyway, frustrated and somewhat angry, i catch the train, at the next station i call home,

I am told that they thought the station didnt exist and that they checked other stations where they thought i might have ended up.

no wonder no one knew where it was.. apparently it doesnt exist.

silly me.

though I couldve sworn i was standing next to the GIANT sign that said "CLAYFIELD STATION"

but then it mightve been a trick of the NEON glow coming from the sign.

anyway, i catch the next train home and here I am..


moral of the story

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR MOBILE.

trust me on this.

oh and DO NOT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS FROM PEOPLE.

cause they dont know, and will only point you in a vague direction.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Emo Elmo

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.


ok, one day I wake up and suddenly EVERYTHING is emo.
everything I once counted normal at least,

god forbid you actually like linkin park,
you must be EMO if you like linkin park, I don't get it though, didn't we already have a wannabe vampire(read: Goth) label for those who sulked about how much life sucks? did we have to segment our society more?

people tell it me its cause these particualr people get emotional about everything while goths dont really get emotional so much as they get just the one emotion(guess which one).

but really isnt all music in one way or another emoitonal?
rock - anger
rap - anger
techno - murderous rampage( but maybe thats just me..)
teen pop - happy squishy feelings
etc..

has it gotten so we no longer care what emotions a song provokes in us?
do we only care how much bass is contained in every beat and quickly we can make ourselves tone deaf and have pur brains leak out our ears?
or as my 'peeps' would put it 'PIMP MY SPEAKERS'

all you can hear is *DOOG* *DOOG*
why do you care what song other people are playing?

IMO its you punks who have the problem, i dont care what music you listen to, as long as you dont force me listen to it.
use headphones, or the volume knob. its not hard to locate.


personally I think this emo male cow dung is a result of 96% of you being sheep instead of people.
"OMG THAT PERSON SAID EMO I GOTTA SAY IT AS WELL, I DUN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I WILL USE IT ANYWAY"

those peope annoy me most, the ones who say something that they DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

newsflash - if you don't know what your saying you sound like a DUMBASS.

Once again you were warned.
This Contained Words.

Standard Warning...

Warning: Contains Words

If your a person.. who gets easily offended by being such a person, you

a) need to chill
b) need to leave

thank you