My chair has two wheels

im feeling random and so i am just going to write a random rant.

enjoy.

or dont.

what ever.


when your driving down a road and decide for whatever reason you wish to turn, INDICATE it is not that hard, infact actually driving the car is harder then telling people you want to turn, it doesnt even require thought and yet some people are unable to spare that much thinking power.


there should be an IQ test before you get a licence, if you have a lower IQ then an eggplant, you should not be DRIVING.

i have nearly been run over WAY to much, I like to walk places, it is good exercise and it allows you time to think about different things,

for example, IDIOT DRIVERS NEARLY KILLING ME BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA THEY WANTED TO TURN.

do not get me started on people who HONK at ME after, I am not the one in the wrong, just because you are in a car does not give you the right to do whatever the hell you want to do.

why on earth do people say 'lawl' now?

it was used to MOCK people who said "lol" it was not used seriously... at first, now though, people call you a noob if you ask them WHY they are saying such an IDIOTIC thing.

LAWL = FUCKING MORONIC

it was ok when used to mock you idiots. but now you have taken it and twisted it, like the word 'nerf'

nerf was good, then overused by internet morons who think they are funny but infact they are only able to repeat phrases they have seen other people use.

its only funny the first time. the next 5000 times gets annoying, and the next 10000 after that IS RETARDED.

I've taken to using proper english now, I am taking a stand against 'L33t Speak' 'internet lingo spewing MORONS'

Non retarded people of the internet, I urge you to stand with me against the legion of internet retards, i know we are outnumbered but we are perhaps the only hope for future generations.. if these internet retards keep up with the reproducing can you imagine what it would be like?

the internet and the human race would be DOOMED!
DOOMED! I TELLS YA DOOMED!